yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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