you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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