is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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