is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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