what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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