I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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