i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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