ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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