In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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