Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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