i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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