If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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