i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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