theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I had to cum in my sink.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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