Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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