What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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