ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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