I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
