I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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