Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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