idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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