My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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