Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
