My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
