i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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