Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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