I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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