dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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