he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Nobody cheats on THIS.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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