the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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