butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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