New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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