Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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