Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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