Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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