He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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