Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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