Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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