Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I would ride that face into the sunset
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
