IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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