Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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