i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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