Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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