haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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