My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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