wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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