I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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