It's like God shit irony all over that family
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I am available for nakedness
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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