Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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