my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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