Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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