how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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