My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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