If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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